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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Free Smile

Hello everyone, need a pick-me-up? Well here you go then:

The Conversion to Euro English...

With the implementation of the Eurodollar underway in Europe these last few years, the European Union is trying to find new ways to standardize practices in Europe.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

Conversion to European English
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

Conversion to European English
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

Conversion to European English
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
Source: http://www.ahajokes.com/fp052.html

I mean, hey! It's free to smile. Have a good holiday!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Overdue Congrats

Sarah Rutti is doing very well in college so this is her congratulations page... I'm so proud of you Sarah Rutti! Keep up the good work!!!

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Last of all, for a bit of random fun, look what I found... (lol)

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Good job Sarahle! Congrats on all of your recent accomplishments and may you have continued success!

[Dancers Celebrating]

Monday, September 17, 2007

A lesson worth learning...

I'm currently learning Ramban: A Letter For The Ages, and I read something that I thought was incredible! The author quotes Rabbi Avi Shulman as having written a mantra (in "Lifelines") that everyone should memorize and take to heart.

I am calm, serene, and in total control at all times. I am unaffected by the emotions of others. I will not allow anyone to unnerve me, or project his problems on me. I am clear, assertive, pleasant; I speak in a low voice, never degrading or negative. I do nothing rash, accept no condition unless every financial, organizational, and emotional factor is met, and I can succeed.

I am nice, but firm;
Pleasant, but resolute;
Delightful, but determined;
Cordial, but tenacious;
Respectful; but unyielding;
Gracious; but immutable;
I may not be in control of other people or situations, but I can always control my attitude.
G-d willing we can all take this to heart and consequently grow into greater people. Good luck! :D

Saturday, September 15, 2007

A time for beginings

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The new year has begun, and it is time for everyone to think. Personally, I ask myself these questions: Who am I? Where am I? Where do I want to go? How will I get there? Now is the time for change. Now is the time to show our Father and King that we wish to serve him and act in the way we plan to act for the rest of the year. It's never too late to start anew, and no one should ever give up on anything. Here's to trying, and here's to those of us still clinging to The Almightly! Good for us... now let's move forward and begin our climb in spirituality anew. Good luck to us and best wishes for the year to come. :D

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Toiveling Party!

Yeah! I actually got out and toiveled all the things that needed dipping in the ritual waters. And, no worries Sarah, the shot glass from Grouse Mountain made in back in one piece. :D Anywho, picture the scene:

SEP is waiting in line patiently as a young couple takes forever to toivel their silverware, glasses, glass serving dish, etc. Then, the next people up are Speedy Gonzales and his children. They're going so fast that you're worried one of those glasses from Italy might break, but no problems occur in the end. Now mind you, since you're waiting in line for half an hour to toivel your dishes, there's not much to do but watch the person whose turn it is to dip dishes and the like in the ritual tub in the wall. Finally it's SEP's turn to step up to the plate. Of course, she zooms into action. Bracha first, quick, but with kavanah. Then, the stuff starts coming out. I think the most interesting item that SEP pulls out of her bag for the audience wasn't the shot glasses, but rather the hunting knife/dagger that she bought at the Renaissance Festival with Sarah Rutti. :D He he. Anywho, everything else was standard after that. You know, silverware and the like. Then SEP walked home happy as can be...
THE END


So, the question is, did anyone see the hunting knife and recognize it for what it was? And if they did, what did they think about? Of course, probably no one noticed or cared, but the thought of a nice Bas Yirsroel pulling a hunting knife out to toivel it makes me smile. I like living in Brooklyn- life is "interesting" here.

Bad Sign #1


It's a bad sign when the following thought enters your head at 12:23am:

Yes, I'm in the mood for some light reading before bed. Maybe I should go do some of my statistics reading.

Hmmm, perhaps it is a sign from G-d... I really am hopeless. :D That settles it, PhD HERE I COME!

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Random Roll...

We're on a roll tonight. Have you ever heard of Torah Bright? No, well now, then you should check this out:
Because Torah Bright is poised to win big. So now, how did I learn about Torah Bright? Well, I did a search for Torah on photobucket.com and I got a lot of pictures of this young woman, and the thought popped into my head, "She must be an athlete." But who ever heard of a non-Jewish anyone named Torah? Um, well now you did. And you heard it from me.

Really Random

OK, get this. Someone gave me some free greeting cards, and guess what?... They were manufactured in Culver City, CA. (Hameivin yavin)

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I can't. It's just too weird, too random. LOL. What a world we live in. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, and the cards are really nice. Here is the website.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Stroke of Brilliance!

Aha! I have an idea. I tried this last night, and I got to bed really quickly (within an hour of getting home). Actually, I was ready for bed about 20 minutes after getting home, as Sarah Rutti can attest to. ;p Anywho...

To go to bed quickly after coming home late, follow these instructions:

1. Immediately get into pajamas. - This is key. If you're in pajamas your whole perspective about bed time changes.
2. Turn off all lights in the house except for 1 small one. -This leaves the house dim and gets you ready for bed.
3. Now that your body is confused, and since you are naturally tired, you'll be ready to go to bed, then and there.

Now, please go to bed instead of reading my blog late ate night. :D

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Discuss!

Q: What do you think?

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- Hmmm, an interesting idea, but denial is denial. ;-d

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- This is for you Sarahle.

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- If everyone understood this, we'd have a much happier world!

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- I couldn't agree more! :D


Conclusion:
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Monday, September 03, 2007

Just Checking...

Q: Where am I on the highway of life?


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Dumpsville15
Lake Love60
Tower of Commitment116
Contentment Meadows331
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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Fun At Coney Island

I got out today. It was great. Check this out:



These are videos of me swinging on the Wonder Wheel.





Leaving Coney Island after a day of much fun:

"The Teacher"

Hello everybody. I thought of a story over Shabbos, and I decided to write a small excerpt. Tell me if you find this interesting...


"The Teacher"
By: SEP


I find it hard to see down the halls in this building. The Manor in which I presently resided was large, and the hallways are dark at night. I pulled my robe a little closer around myself and looked around the sides of statues for children out of bed. The children are not aloud out of their dormitories past ten, and we, the teachers, are obligated to patrol the hallways from ten to twelve to ensure that no miscreants are running around.


The dark began annoying me, so I reached out with my mind questing for students who might be hiding in the dark. There were plenty of empty rooms and statues where they could be hiding, but my mental query found nothing at first. Then, my mind touched the mind of another, but not a student. The next moment Assistant Head Master Eugene Jenkins came around the corner. His swift and silent movements had made him undetectable without my mental sweep.


He is a handsome man, tall and athletically built. At least six foot four, he towers over me and his delicate face has an aristocratic look to it. While he is attractive his black hair and blue eyes struck me as dangerous, especially glinting in the moonlight. The fact that he is young, perhaps twenty-six, is also a warning. Youth and power deserve respect. He smiled when he saw me standing in the hallway, and I got the feeling he understood what I had been doing.


“Miss Aloisia Halliday. A pleasant surprise this is.”


Immediately, I pulled all defenses I had into check. Envisioning a marble wall surrounding myself, I greeted him with a reciprocating smile. “Likewise Mr. Jenkins. I would rather meet you than errant children at this late hour.” We had only just met yesterday, but I wondered how much this man knew about me. He was, after all, the Headmaster’s right hand man, but the other teachers had told me little about him. He had been away “training” for the past year, but the lack of information regarding his “training” made me wonder just what he had been studying.


“Indeed, I understand the sentiment. It has been a while since I last patrolled the halls of Eaton, but I remember well the nuisance of patrolling.” He smiled a charming smile at me, and for a moment I thought I felt the brush of a questing mind upon my mental barrier. The sensation vanished before I could be sure it existed. “Have a good night.”


“Thank you, you too,” I said automatically smiling myself. As we passed each other I could not keep myself from glancing back. He was handsome yes, but I could not shake the sneaking suspicion that he was a dangerous man, at least as dangerous as the headmaster. Indeed, anyone familiar with Eaton would understand my caution.


Currently, I am serving as a teacher in the prestigious government institution known as Eaton, which has all manner of schools including primary, secondary, and even university level education. Eaton is unusual in that children are chosen to attend, by the government, depending on any special abilities the child might have. From the age of ten to fourteen all children across the country are tested for abilities, gifts, freakish powers, call it what you will. Of course, this is one of the best kept secrets in the country, and I still find myself wondering how they keep it quiet.


Children usually arrive, are educated, and then placed into government positions depending upon their abilities. I was unusual in the respect that I was brought to the Eaton at the age six. Some are allowed to visit their home and family, but permission is granted on a sliding scale depending on how dangerous one is considered to be.

Because of this scale, I was never allowed to leave and have not seen my parents in fourteen years.